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Oracle After Hours: 2020 Veepstakes

Oracle After Hours: 2020 Veepstakes

Noah Walch, columnist
May 14, 2020

There’s something Selina Meyer wants you to know: “Being Vice President is like being declawed, defanged, neutered, ball-gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine...! It is a fate worse than death.”  Suffice...

illustration by Alison Sedenkov

Bert and Ernie: A stifled opportunity

Noah Walch, columnist
November 12, 2018

When I was four years old, I was obsessed with Sesame Street. When I was four years old, I thought that I was straight. I was never given any reason to think otherwise. The world taught me that heterosexuality...

EAGER TO ACHIEVE EAGLE: Assembling a bird-feeder post, Life Scout Colb Uhlemann uses a drill to hang metal hooks in order to put up the bird feeder. Uhlemann makes the bird feeder post in The Grove for his Eagle Project, hoping to achieve Eagle Scout status for community service work. Photo courtesy of Will Dunk

Eagle Scouts promote leadership skills

Noah Walch, staff reporter
November 10, 2017

Life Scout George Wood hammers away at a new deck for the Glenview Methodist Preschool. On the other side of town, Life Scout Colb Uhlemann rests on one of the benches that he just installed for the Grove....

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